sometimes, staying positive is tough

my head hurts, and i feel all ickies again. these stupid cities are retarded. too many people and not enough jobs--how does that happen? it doesn't make any sense to me.
who actually -likes- the job hunt? i don't think anyone does. everyone hates it. it's horrible, and it's stressful, and it's actually a really -dumb- process.
it's so fake, and it's so centred on fear and scaring people.
that's so awful. :(

flatulence fetish

ok so i think that i've decided that this fart-fetish that seems to be oh-so-popular in japan might actually be admirable.
i'm not about to deny that, yes, it is fucking gross, and definitely not something that *I'D* ever participate in,
but it's better than being a fucking furry.
also, i have to admire the sheer bizzaroisity of this trend. who the fuck even thought ov this? what kind of person would first get the idea that having someone fart in his/her face might be arousing?
HOT!
wait, no, no, NOT hot. definitely not hot. ew.
and, shit, what about those legions ov ppl that followed suit? weird.
but i can't help but go "hey" to all those folks that can not only endure this action, but get turned on by it. that's incredible, guys. good... um.. work? i think. wow.
i can't help but be fascinated and repulsed at the same time.

questions are fun~

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?